Borborygmus by Phil Temples

Phil Temples

Scientists using the orbiting Compton Gamma Ray Observatory were dumbfounded when they discovered a jet of hot gas and antimatter almost 3,500 light-years long shooting out of the center of our Milky Galaxy. Some have speculated that the violent gamma-ray emissions are caused by matter-antimatter collisions.

You don’t need to be a scientist to know that our galaxy is suffering from flatulence. That’s what happens when you eat too many hot stars the night before.


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