Borborygmus
Phil Temples
Scientists using the orbiting Compton Gamma Ray Observatory were dumbfounded when they discovered a jet of hot gas and antimatter almost 3,500 light-years long shooting out of the center of our Milky Galaxy. Some have speculated that the violent gamma-ray emissions are caused by matter-antimatter collisions.
You don’t need to be a scientist to know that our galaxy is suffering from flatulence. That’s what happens when you eat too many hot stars the night before.
